Daddy coming down the slide
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Daddy coming down the slide
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captainamerica-ontheenterprise:
That second bitch just straight up died
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remember when we all thought swine flu will end the world?
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getting a compliment in real life
getting a compliment on tumblr
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so a woman in class today hit a fly with a chalkboard eraser and the fly hit the floor and
sir…theres been a murder……
special victims unit
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sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.
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He’s speaking…
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xtec:
cereal at 8 am: the poor man’s meal, a poverty feast, delapadated wheat, a mouse’s luxury, bastard scraps
cereal at 12 am: a feast fit for a king, absolute decadence, god’s snack, gorgeous grains, unrivaled hedonism
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